We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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