seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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