so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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