hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
