I got chris browned last night
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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