is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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