I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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