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How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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