i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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