i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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