we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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