So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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