I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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