we're blogging at a bar
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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