I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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