Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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