Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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