Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize
