Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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