sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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