so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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