The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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