he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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