Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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