So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
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