What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Come share oat with me in your robe
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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