Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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