in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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