A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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