Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Oh Jesus.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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