totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Found your dick twin last night
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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