Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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