so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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