i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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