Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
