u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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