Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
