yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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