Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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