i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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