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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I want a musical about memes.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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