I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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