she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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