It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.