I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.