oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo