i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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