I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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