why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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