ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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