what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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