I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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