How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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