so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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